What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.