What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.