What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !