Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.