Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.