How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.