Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.