Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut