Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.