Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!