Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)