Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.