Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.