Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe