Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..