What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners