What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line