What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.