What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.