What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade