i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
He's still there.
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
A corn on the cob
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Stew
