i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Coz...she "let's it go!"
Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
A corn on the cob
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
They have two heads.
Stew