What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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Coz...she "let's it go!"

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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They have two heads.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi