What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Let's hang.

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I dunno. Let's google it!

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Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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The back of my hand...

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.