What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew