What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing