What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!