What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet