What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone