How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners