How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners