What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.