What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."