What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.