What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway