What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.