What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.