What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.