What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.