What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.