Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.