Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.