Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.