Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.