How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.