How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.