How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.