How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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You cut *Juan* out.

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He gets there before the hair...

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Because it's a little meteor.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.