How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.