What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia