What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.