Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.