Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.