Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!