Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.