Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.