Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!