Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Bart-enders serve drinks !
Drink, Pray, Truck
Because they use honey combs!
Because it kept falling out.
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
Baked Yazidi
Vehicular man's laughter
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
because they serve Poutine.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
Because they hate French Press!
Because they hate french press.
Cause they hate the French press
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