Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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Nothing, they are free of charge.

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abDUCT tape

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

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They're both cheesy.

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liars

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Fry-days.

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hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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