Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press