Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.