Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet