Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.