Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet