Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.