Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error