Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"