Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"