What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango