What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy