What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.