What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.