Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.