Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.