Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley