What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.