What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".