What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ