What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.