Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.