Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.