Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins