Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King