Myth-conception
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Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
Because he's a little prick!
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
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Labor day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Taco bell for lunch
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Lack toes and tall or rent
Because they practice relative dating!
If it's black it won't give you any food
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
By Sea-Section.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Be patient
Because he was so full of himself.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Lack-toes intolerant
