Myth-conception
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Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
Because he's a little prick!
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
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Labor day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Taco bell for lunch
It's 'rent free!
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Sea-sections
They though it was Riel funny!
Through the Electoral College.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
A. Their personalities.
His personality.
Swed-ish.
Pole Position
A docs-hund!
Because it's harder to run in squares.
