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Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
Because he's a little prick!
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
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Labor day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Taco bell for lunch
Because that's what they did last year.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
very little
A small medium at large.
The parents move the furniture.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
Shleepy!
A: Ooga booga baby!
Non-habit forming
The dive-in
Shelfies.
I dunno, ask the Kids.
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
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