Myth-conception
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Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
Because he's a little prick!
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
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Labor day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Taco bell for lunch
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Fall Out Boy
Because they can't take it seriousry.
They have engineers
Because he didn't truss it.
Shelfies.
They're masters in Arielle combat
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Shocking!
It really has a lot of ups and downs
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
To be sure to be sure
The Contrasection.
