What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.