What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.