What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.