What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.