What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.