What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you