Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a Greek stripper?

Popalottapus

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.