A spanking
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I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
When a woman rejects feminism.
A tomato in an elevator.
I rest my queso.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
ram a man
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
He sipped his drink before it was cool
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Because he's a real dawg.
The girl who puts it there.
your boat, gently down the stream...
Zoos
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
