Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.