Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.