Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."