How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.