Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Brie Jokes More Brie Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high