Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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How much wine can a cat drink?

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler