Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Brie Jokes More Brie Jokes

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.