Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.