Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

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Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?