Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
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Coffee Mug
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
lol
Last Supper
Check, mate.
A bit cross.
Lettuce, pray."
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
Brie me my supper !
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
R and Brie
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
A Little Endian -I'll get the door.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Check mate"..
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
3 days by panzer
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
