Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.