What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables