What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables