What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.