What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.