What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!