What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?