What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!