Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.