Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**