Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.