Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.