What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.