Fly Jokes

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.