What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.