What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".