Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!