Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!