Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.