Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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No-stalgia.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!