Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.