How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.