How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.