How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.