What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.