What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.