What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.