What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.