What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.