What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony