What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)