What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!