What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.