Tony.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
He sat in his own pew.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
Because their knee grows.
Raise the urinals
They couldn't be further from my mind.