What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.