What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!