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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
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Stark naked.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Dansk kush.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
Do not touch.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
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They want to look like their mothers.
He couldn't see himself doing it
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
