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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk !
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Let's get on the ship, men!
Student: A variable who don't need no man
amaized.
With a sah, dude
They'll tell you.
The Sphaghetto
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
When the English got Crecy
Bridge.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
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