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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
They turn out the lights.
The night before a test.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
When the power goes off.
Artificial Swedeners
Wannabee Wahhabi.
They've got to get their 72 virgins
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
to the other side.
