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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk !
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
The "spaghetto"
The Holocaust.
The Czech bounced.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
A "no one will ever believe me".
A joint venture.
A Stark contrast
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
