Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.