Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.