Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.