Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.