How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.