How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.