How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.