How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.