How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?