How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!