What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He ....