An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
