Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.