Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there