Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.