What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.